February 2012
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Feb 24th
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
If things go according to plan in my life, I will be throwing both a bat mitzvah and a quinceanera for my beautifully racially ambiguous sweetheart daughter named Elle.   
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December 2011
9 posts
honey don't: new year's thoughts →
tasinski: I Hope Matt Cutler Always Stays Quirky i hope matt cutler always stays quirky i hope rose always stays best i hope ben always stays dapper i hope jessica always stays fabulous i hope maddy always stays caring i hope jenna always stays free i hope engram never stops writing i hope joe never stops expressing yes so great, I love u
Dec 31st
Dec 25th
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mewdotkai: I love Florida so god damn much. And I love my friends. Because my friends are the shit and we always keep the fire alive.
Dec 20th
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Erika Strasser just buttdialed me and left a message
Dec 18th
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Dec 1st
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November 2011
13 posts
“Hello, Ron. It’s Ron. If you’re watching this it means that once again you have danced with the devil. Right now you’re probably thinking, “Tammy’s changed, we’ll be happy together.” But you’re only thinking that because she’s a monstrous parasite who entered through your privates and lodged herself in your brain. So, you have two choices: (1) get rid of Tammy or (2) lobotomy and...
Nov 18th
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Nov 5th
ListenListen
Nov 3rd
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We spent our last month together permanently drunk and half-naked on a mattress on the floor. You wore my shirts and I’d lift them up to scratch your back. Everything was a slew of blurry and blissful moments and it was probably best that way - a drunken haze that can only be compared to that feeling you have after waking up from a pleasant dream. One second you’re tucked into your sheets and then...
Nov 1st
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October 2011
7 posts
ListenListen
Oct 31st
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Oct 25th
i miss my dad 
Oct 22nd
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I watch Mad Men when I’m mad, man. 
Oct 3rd
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September 2011
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Sep 26th
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Sep 13th
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Listenjacquelineevan: I just don’t think I’ll ever get...
Sep 9th
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In the land of a thousand guilts: “What did he... →
stefcappiello: “What did he have that you didn’t? Well, for starters he didn’t like me nearly as much as you do. He didn’t laugh at my jokes, and he didn’t listen to my stories. He thought he was pretty funny, but he was just okay. He had a strange sense of humour, we rarely laughed at the same parts of a…
Sep 3rd
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August 2011
2 posts
“What should I do about the wild and the tame? The wild heart that wants to be...”
– — Jeanette Winterson (via jacquelineevan) “I love you and you’re great and all but I totally wanna fuck all these hot and mysterious guys on the side too.”
Aug 30th
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July 2011
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Jul 24th
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May 2011
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Reblog if your name is Benjamin Justus Young.
HEY THAT’S MY NAME
May 22nd
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December 2010
2 posts
old school and entourage with mah 3 girls
tasinski: BRO NIGHT ME TOO, ALL NYTE
Dec 26th
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Dec 5th
November 2010
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stsmiley123: i want to drink brews with you and ben right now
stsmiley123: I DONT EVEN LIKE BEER
THIS PUT A BIG STSMILEY ON MY FACE
Nov 13th