May 2012
7 posts
The Real Katie West: Irrational →
“What did he have that you didn’t? Well, for starters he didn’t like me nearly as much as you do. He didn’t laugh at my jokes, and he didn’t listen to my stories. He thought he was pretty funny, but he was just okay. He had a strange sense of humour, we rarely laughed at the same parts of a movie. When I told him I really liked a certain song, he would look at me with disappointment in his eyes....
YOU MIGHT FIND YOURSELF: ON SEEING THE 100%... →
youmightfindyourself:
by Haruki Murakami
One beautiful April morning, on a narrow side street in Tokyo’s fashionable Harujuku neighborhood, I walked past the 100% perfect girl. Tell you the truth, she’s not that good-looking. She doesn’t stand out in any way. Her clothes are nothing special. The back of her hair is still bent out of shape from sleep. She isn’t young, either - must be near...
April 2012
7 posts
March 2012
2 posts
Dope huge black building security guard bro with gold teeth literally comes by to chill even when he’s not working. His name is Will I feed him beer and pretzels and watch black stand up comedy on Netflix with him, pretty chill. Don’t know if he’s 20 or like 40 years-old tho
January 2012
8 posts
If things go according to plan in my life, I will be throwing both a bat mitzvah and a quinceanera for my beautifully racially ambiguous sweetheart daughter named Elle.
December 2011
9 posts
honey don't: new year's thoughts →
tasinski:
I Hope Matt Cutler Always Stays Quirky
i hope matt cutler always stays quirky i hope rose always stays best i hope ben always stays dapper i hope jessica always stays fabulous
i hope maddy always stays caring i hope jenna always stays free i hope engram never stops writing i hope joe never stops expressing
yes so great, I love u
mewdotkai:
I love Florida so god damn much. And I love my friends. Because my friends are the shit and we always keep the fire alive.
Erika Strasser just buttdialed me and left a message
November 2011
11 posts
“Hello, Ron. It’s Ron. If you’re watching this it means that once again you have danced with the devil. Right now you’re probably thinking, “Tammy’s changed, we’ll be happy together.” But you’re only thinking that because she’s a monstrous parasite who entered through your privates and lodged herself in your brain.
So, you have two choices: (1) get rid of Tammy or (2) lobotomy and...
Listen
We spent our last month together permanently drunk and half-naked on a mattress on the floor. You wore my shirts and I’d lift them up to scratch your back. Everything was a slew of blurry and blissful moments and it was probably best that way - a drunken haze that can only be compared to that feeling you have after waking up from a pleasant dream. One second you’re tucked into your sheets and then...
October 2011
7 posts
Listen
i miss my dad
I watch Mad Men when I’m mad, man.